Ranch without the nutritional regret.
Thick, tangy protein ranch made with real cottage cheese — with a fraction of the calories and fat of traditional ranch.
Same reason you love ranch. Very different macros.
Get first access, launch pricing, and early-batch updates.
The first production run will be extremely limited.
One bottle. Very different macros.
Compare an entire 10 oz bottle of Ranch Haus with the same amount of traditional ranch.
Ranch Haus
Traditional Ranch
1,100
fewer calories
Based on a 10 oz amount, equal to 10 × 2 tbsp servings. Traditional ranch comparison based on 130 calories, 14g fat and 0.5g protein per 2 tbsp.
Built differently from the base up.
Most ranch starts with a mayo-heavy base. Ranch Haus starts with real cottage cheese, creating the thick, creamy texture you want from ranch while completely changing the nutritional profile.
2.5g
Protein
20
Calories
0.5g
Fat
Per 2 Tbsp
Macros don't matter if the ranch isn't good.
Ranch Haus was built to taste like ranch first — thick, tangy and herb-forward — with the macros as the bonus.
Because nobody wants another “healthy alternative” that tastes like an alternative.
First Drop
Be first in the Haus.
We're starting small while we perfect the first Ranch Haus production run. Join the list and you'll be the first to know when bottles are ready.
Waitlist members get first access before the public launch.
Join the First DropGet first dibs.
Join the list and we'll let you know when the first Ranch Haus drop is ready.